Perfume for your astrology sign! part one capricorn through cancer?

Capricorn- MICHAEL KORS EAU DE PARFUM SPRAY 3.4 OZ

FRAGRANCE NOTES - rich, deep florals, very sensuous.



Aquarius-SCENT COSTUME NATIONAL EAU DE PARFUM YEAR INTRODUCED - 2002

FRAGRANCE NOTES - a rich, lasting fragrance of exotic florals and aromatic woods.



also COOL WATER by Davidoff FRAGRANCE NOTES - citrus, pineapple, and woody notes, blended with the scent of ocean air



also TOMMY GIRL by Tommy Hilfiger FRAGRANCE NOTES - a refreshing and energetic floral, with low notes of sandalwood and heather.



pisces- don't know any pisces

aries- don't know any aries



Taurus-L'EAU D'ISSEY by Issey Miyake FRAGRANCE NOTES - fresh water florals, a soft, feminine fragrance



also PLEASURES by Estee Lauder FRAGRANCE NOTES - lilies and violets, roses and peonies, with other exotic blossoms and fragrant woods.



Gemini-don't know any gemini's



cancer-COMPTOIR SUD PACIFIQUE VANILLE ABRICOT by Comptoir Sud Pacifique FRAGRANCE NOTES - made with Tahitian vanilla.

*based on my friends

Perfume for your astrology sign! part one capricorn through cancer?
What? No Scorpio?

Rubber Slippers

Will my lilies grow more flowers?

I live in Spain and a few months ago I planted some beautiful orange lilies in pots to decorate my terrace.



The flowers lasted several weeks before dying.



Do I have to cut off the remaining stems?



Will I get more flowers this year?



I have been watering them everyday and using fertalizer once a week.



Am I doing anything wrong?

Will my lilies grow more flowers?
Looking at the Royal Horticultural Society's Encyclopedia of plants and flowers... no they won't flower again this year... you need to leave them intact though and they may produce what are known as bulblets which you can use to produce new plants for next year,you will find these in the leaf axils(the point where the leaf grows out from the stem)..

As for watering and feeding you appear to be doing nothing wrong.
Reply:I dont have a lot of knowledge of Lillies, but I always cut mine down after flowering. They only flower once a year, but they do multiply each year and after 2/3 years, I take them up and divide up the bulbs and replant them.



I am only telling you what I do, I hope I havent told you anything wrong.
Reply:Asiatic or Oriental Lilies (Lilium) only bloom for a short time once a year. In Michigan, USA, which has cool summers and cold winters, we suggest full sun to part shade for this plant.



The plant grows from a bulb and once the flowers have finished, you may cut off the just the seed pods, if any, to groom them. You need to leave the leafy parts standing until they begin to go dormant. Once the leaves and stems begin to turn yellow and brown, you can cut them down to soil level and wait until next year. If these plants are still in pots, you can plant them directly in the ground now which will save you a lot of time and maintenance trying to keep the dormant bulb from drying out and cooking in the pot, or rotting from too much water, all summer.



Generally the plants will increase in size and number of flowering stems each year if they are happy in the location they are planted. Some direct sun, and fertile, well drained soil with average water works well in Michigan. If you are watering every day I would caution you that it could be too much water. In additon I would not be fertilizing overmuch after the bloom because the plant needs to go dormant at some point. If the leaves on the plants you have are small and a pale, or light green, the color could indicate the need for food. If not, I would be cautious with application of fertilizer as well.
Reply:A womans lillies blossom only once in a lifetime. Usually bettween the ages of 10 and 14. With todays modern medicine and little surgery a woman can blossom later on in life and become very buxom even still.
Reply:Hi...I have the same orange lillies....unfortunately the flowers dont last very long,and they only flower once per year.they dont like strong sunshine and need partial shade.....water well and only feed whilst in flower....mine came back every year for 5 years but this year they havnt shown at all.....good luck.
Reply:once a year, have some now just blooming, could try to extend by planting bulbs at different soil depths/shade/locations as my neighbour has more sun and hers peaked before mine .

or you could try emulating the tricks garden shows use (make think is certain time of year) and exhaust them

leave stems, the seed pod in a few years (if planted) will make more flowers, also dig up bulbs and take 'flakes' off, they will procreate too. PS%26gt;beware of red beetles!!!
Reply:The plant should'nt expose to direct Sun and it needs plenty of water.

Are plants poisonous for dog or cats?

Yes most certainly some are. A magazine called Dog Training Weekly DTW has an article from the PDSA

regarding this subject "With spring on its way many of our favourite flowers will soon be in bloom". It is quite a lengthy article but here are some plants

DAFFODILS -all parts of daffodil harmful,bulb-chewing small bit can be fatal,the fllowers even the water from a vase daffs been in can cause vomitting / diarrhoea.

LILIES toxic to pets particularly cats sometimes fatal even eating a small amount of pollen causes vomitting diarrhoea drowsiness. LABURNUM tree long pendulous flowers which produce pods then shed seeds . If dog eat seeds can cause agitation, breathing difficulties, cramps fits even fatal. CHERRY LAUREL hedging plant used in public places and parks - poisonous if chewing leaves. CASTOR OIL PLANT - same effects as above. PHILODENDRON - indoor plant - extremely toxic .COCOA SHELL MULCHES contains Theobromine toxic substance found in chocolate

Are plants poisonous for dog or cats?
You'll find that a lot of things are harmful dogs should they eat them.



Here's another good article on the subject.



http://www.oph-good-housekeeping.com/foo...
Reply:Your right to be concerned, however the pets i keep have never chewed any plants indoors or out apart from grass perhaps. If your pets are different then perhaps grow your plants in pots out of reach or put a border around your beds, otherwise you'll have to tether your dog and the cat will have to take its chances though id be more worried about traffic than plants
Reply:YOU RE RIGHT BOUT THESE PLANTS--ALSO TOMATO LEAVES ARE POISON TO PEOPLE AND ANIMALS-- ANIMALS HAVE A SIXTH SENSE THAT TELLS THEM WHAT THEY CAN EAT AND CANT EAT AS FAR AS PLANTS ARE CONCERNED--
Reply:no need to worry about pets they wont eat them as they are brilliant than humans
Reply:thanks for the info.glad my kitty is an indoor cat but like the man said cats know what too stay away from amd what too play around in.alot of house plants also cats should avoid.

Quick flower question?

Okay, I'm going to my girlfriends house tomorrow, and i bought her a bouquet of lilies and babies breath.... put the flowers in a vase of water, would they last the 3 hr car ride to her place? If not, could I somehow tie a zip lock bag of water, shade it under something... i really don't know what to do...

Quick flower question?
If you need to take them out to wrap them up because you are afraid the vase will tip while you are driving, I would put the vase in a box and wedge in some papers or styrofoam or something to keep it from tipping. That is how driver's keep the vases from tipping when making home deliveries. If you absolutely cannot do that, you can take the stems and get some very very wet paper towel (quite a few pieces of it) and wrap it around the stems, then put that in a large ziploc bag (just the stems) and get it as secure as you can and wrap it up in paper and keep it as cool as possible. Once you get there give the flowers a cut with a very sharp knife at an angle and get them right into water. Good luck!
Reply:i'm confused.....Were they just wrapped flowers you put in a vase yourself?And are you taking them out of the vase before you start the journey? If they are in a vase, you don't have anything to worry about. If you plan on taking them out, I would worry about their life expectancy...

The florist you bought them from should have put water tubes on them if they were just wrapped. If they did, just put them back on the flowers and you'll be all set. If not, I would leave them in the vase until you got to her house. The lilies MIGHT hold up, but Babies breath is a bit more sensative.
Reply:Have the lillies opened? If so, make sure you have them in something sturdy (a vase in a box wedged in with towels) as the petals will bruise and break easily. Before you place them in water, make a diagonal cut at the bottom of each stem (about 1/4 to 1/2") and make sure no foliage (leaves) arebelow the water line. If the liles aren't opened, you can wrap tissue paper around them using the baby's breath as a stabilizer. (You will still need to wedge the vase in a box to prevent breakage.)



One question, why didn't you just wait and buy her some when you get there?
Reply:So long as they don't get too hot, they should do fine. 3 hours is not that long to keep cut flowers in water. They usually last for a couple of days.
Reply:I don't think I'd soak them in water, since that's prbably the first thing she's going to do when she gets them.

I'd make sure they were moist when you leave, and let them have some air on the way there.



Have a nice trip.

Good Luck.

:)

Are Spathias (sp?) toxic to cats?

We have had a spathia (sp?) plant for years and even though we haven't seen any toxicity in our siberian kitten in the year we have had her, we are worried, because i just found out that peace lilies (whose scientific genus name is spelled Spathyllium) are very toxic. The plant we do have is not a peace lily; we don't know what it's called except that when we got it from someone three years ago, she called it a Spathia. I've looked online and there is no such thing as a Spathia plant. Do you see our confusion now? Is what we have a Spathyllium/peace lily? It's never flowered before. Its leaves are a lot smaller than a peace lily, but they are ovoid and plain green, and when they haven't been watered in a few days they droop only to come to life again right after watering!

Are Spathias (sp?) toxic to cats?
Although I do not see Spathyphillum listed on this very comprehensive website which lists plants poisonous to cats:



http://www.cfainc.org/articles/plants.ht...



(but it might not have EVERY poisonous plant listed on it!)



I would still keep it away from the cats-- yes it is part of the lily family.



Do you grow Cat grass for your cat? (if she likes to chew on plants cat grass -- which is nothing but regular UN-treated grass seed, and is something you can buy at your pet store-- is good for her
Reply:take a sample of the plant to home depot, orchard, plant place. they should be able to give you the exact name of the plant.



if not post a picture of it.

get well flowers

My sister's plant?!?!?

My sister has had two peace lilies for about a year now. However, she never waters them but they receive plenty of light, yet they are still surviving! How are they surviving without any water? Their leaves are still nice and green and they have flowers!

My sister's plant?!?!?
If they never received any water, seriously, and are still thriving or so it would seem, then they are artificial. Even a cactus would have trouble being literally waterless for a year.



Another possibility is that your sister is enjoying fooling you. If the flowers are real, go touch the soil which would be bon dry after even a month. If some soil particles stick to your finger, water is present and somebody is sneaking a leaking!
Reply:Peace lillies aren't supposed to get direct light and they should be watered a lot. Maybe she waters them and you don't know about it? I have no idea how it could survive otherwise
Reply:i think what ur sister is having is not real tree and what u have bought is real.....LOL

My sistter's plant?!?!?

My sister has had two peace lilies for about a year now. However, she never waters them but they receive plenty of light, yet they are still surviving! How are they surviving without any water? Their leaves are still nice and green and they have flowers!

My sistter's plant?!?!?
If they're outside they're getting rain water.



If they're inside eiter your sister is watering them and not telling you about it, or someone else is watering it.

Is this sentence good for my story?

Lily and Kai were born in crystal blue waters in the south sea.

Is this sentence good for my story?
I think it would sound better as: "Lily and Kai were born in the Crystal Blue Waters, within the South Sea."

:))
Reply:its... okay if you added a bit more detail then I would have said it's great etc.
Reply:Honey, how many times have we told you? Write your own story! You don't need anyone else to approve it, or give each little detail the okay.

A good story isn't about having each little detail exactly a certain way - it's about how everything comes together.



Go lock yourself in a room, write the entire story without any advice or help from anyone, and THEN ask for opinions. Don't be afraid to write the "wrong" thing - just write it, and love it for what it is.
Reply:Pretty good. Sounds like something out of a fantasy tale. I hope that's not your opening line, though. You want to have your reader hooked by the end of the first page and they might not go for something that opens like this.
Reply:I would only make two small changes. I just capitalized them.





"Lily and Kai were born in THE crystal blue waters OF the south sea."
Reply:Its an okay start. But remember... you can ALWAYS make your sentences better, no matter what. Just add more detail and change around some words. When I want to make a sentence better, I do this:



*Write original sentence here.*

1. Alternative

2. Alternative

3. Alternative



Now read all four sentences and decide which you like best and also ask friends and family!



Hope this helps and good luck!
Reply:I would change 'south sea' to "South Sea". Also you say "in" twice and very close together. It might flow better if you took one of them out and changed it to something else.



Maybe... "Lily and Kai were born in crystal blue waters of the South Sea."



Very interesting sentence... makes me want to read the rest :)
Reply:yes it sounds good.
Reply:Were they actually born in the water? if so, I would say "of the south sea" I think it sould be capitalized also. It is a place.
Reply:It sounds fine to me, assuming that south sea is not a place name. Although "the crystal blue..." would work, too.

I've forgotten?

A friend asked me if her Easter Lilies have brown tips; is it too much water, or not enouph? Refresh my memory.

I've forgotten?
You are in luck; mom's here,and says the soil needs much better drainage. Just dig them up and put down 10 in.s of rock/gravel. luck man.
Reply:hi

could be both

Can anybody tell me what this poem means??? Be serious, please.?

DREAM – LAND



By a route obscure and lonely,

Haunted by ill angels only,

Where an Eidolon, named Night,

On a black throne reigns upright,

I have reached these lands but newly

From an ultimate dim Thule –

From a wild weird climate that lieth, sublime,

Out of space – out of Time.



Bottomless vales and boundless floods,

And chasms, and caves, and Titan woods,

With forms that no man can discover,

For the dews that drip allover;

Mountains toppling evermore

Into seas without a shore,

Seas that restlessly aspire,

Surging, unto skies of fire;

Lakes that endlessly outspread

Their lone waters – lone and dead, –

Their still waters – still and chilly

With the snows of the lolling lily.



By the lakes that thus outspread.

Their lone waters, lone and dead, –

Their sad waters, sad and chilly

With the snows of the lolling lily, –

By the mountains – near the river

Murmuring lonely, murmuring ever, –

By the gray woods, – by the swamp

Where the toad and the newt encamp, –

By the dismal tarns and pools

Where dwell the Ghouls, –

By each spot the most unholy –

In each nook most melancholy, –

There the traveler meets aghast

Sheeted Memories of the Past –

Shrouded forms that start and sigh

As they pass the wanderer by –

White-robed forms of friends long given,

In agony, to the Earth – and Heaven.



For the heart whose woes are legion

‘Tis a peaceful, soothing region –

For the spirit that walks in the shadow

O! it is an Eldorado!

But the traveler, raveling through it,

May not – dare to openly view it;

Never its mysteries are exposed

To weak human eye unclosed;

So wills its King, who hath forbid

The uplifting of the fringed lid;

And thus the sad Soul that here passes

Beholds it but through darkened glasses.



By a route obscure and lonely,

Haunted by ill angels only,

Where an Eidolon, named NIGHT

On a black throne reigns upright,

I have wandered home but newly

From this ultimate dim Thule.

Can anybody tell me what this poem means??? Be serious, please.?
It's talking about dreams in a mythic sense.



The heart finds peace in them, the spirit finds inspiration, but they can never be glimpsed by the conscious mind.



Is it by Poe? It resembles his style.
Reply:tl;dr



[too long; didn't read.]



sorry. i don't like reading long questions....
Reply:I like it--it is a challenge to wade through its twisting landscape

It sounds like a journey through the dark, somewhere between

the haunting Eidolon, to what lies on the other side and back

(i had to look up Eidolon) I'd say it needs revising, but it could just as well be written by a renown poet. There seems

to be a lack of fine structure or formality. Otherwise it is flattering to be offered a chance to read it.

I have some lilies in my vase and they are so beautiful, how can I keep them fresh besides watering them?

Change the water everyday and put a dab of dishwashing liquid in there.

I have some lilies in my vase and they are so beautiful, how can I keep them fresh besides watering them?
add sugar and keep them cold. not freezer cold, just refrigerator.
Reply:change water daily, recut stems about 1/2 inch per day.
Reply:Add sugar to the water. Also, cut the stems at an angle.
Reply:how about fresh water, cut stems, and an aspirin. You can also get flower preserver packs from your florist really cheap that make it stay fresher longer!

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Betta constipation and fungus?

First we'll start off with his first problem...I just don't know what to do about oscar's (crowntail betta) constipation. I've changed up what he eats from blood worms to pellets...i just gave him a pea (which he actually ate) I've fasted him and his belly just won't go down. Ok then I took him to petsmart because i started seeing fuzz on his fins..they weren't too worried about his belly because they said theyve seen worse and told me to keep doing what im doing..they told me to get this all natural medicine for the fungus and he seemed fine until the 4th day of treatment..(fungus is still very there).when i saw that he just laid in the roots of the peace lily and swam up only for air then goes back down i knew something was wrong...very unlike him . after that I immediately isolated him out of the medicated bowl and into clean water w/condi he got better atleast i think so but someone help! he's losing his color... im scared!

Betta constipation and fungus?
you can tell that your fish is constipated?

Do I have any mistakes in this short paragraph?

Even after washing, many fruits and vegetables still contain

small traces of chemical sprays. Doctor Lily Jung said that fertilized fruits and vegetables were the cause many illnesses to both adults and children in the past 10 years.



Over 36 million cattle are used as beef each year. However, nearly two thirds of those

cattle are fattened up with hormones. Some of these hormones are similar to those taken

by today's athletes. Other cattle are given estrogen or progestin that shut down a female's

menstrual cycle.

People use hormones to stimulate the growth in cattle and help them produce more

meat and fat. According to a survey by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, about

99% of the nation's largest cattle factories use hormonal implants. And substantial

portions of these hormones pass through the cattle and into their feces and end up in

the environment, where it can get into other foods and drinking water.



Are there any type of mistake here?

thnx

Do I have any mistakes in this short paragraph?
no it is grammatically and spelling correct
Reply:Doctor Lily Jung SAYS that fertilized fruits and vegetables were the cause OF many illnesses to both adults and children in the past 10 years.



Other cattle are given OESTROGEN or PROGESTERONE that shut down a female's

menstrual cycle.

And substantial

portions of these hormones pass through the cattle and into their FOECES and end up in

the environment...



Wow i didnt know any of that! You learn something new every day!
Reply:I've made some suggestions/corrections and capitalized them below.



2nd sentence: Doctor Lily Jung SAYS that fertilized fruits and vegetables HAVE BEEN the cause OF many illnesses FOR both adults and children in the last 10 years.



6th sentence: Other cattle are given estrogen or progestin WHICH SHUTS down a female's menstrual cycle.



Last sentence: ... where THEY can get into other foods and drinking water.



Good luck.

I need help naming these imaginary plants?

Can you give unique names to the following plants...



1-A carnivorous wetland plant similar to venus flytrap.



2-A palm which bears golden fruits.



3-A hybrid of wheat and barley which grows in water like rice.



4-A plant that bear yellow bananas with pink tips.



5-A temperate tree with luscious red fruit.



6-A rose that has petals like an angel's feathers.



7-A lily with silver pearl petals.



8-A golden flower that blooms on fullmoon and is cure for lycanthropy. (please do not mention wolfsbane)



9-A plant that looks like a rock and cure for dog,snake and animal bites.



10-A plant with pepper-like fruit and is sweet as sugar.



11-A rootcrop that looks like a golden potato



12-A citrus plant that has orange or yellow fruit and is heart shape.

I need help naming these imaginary plants?
Ancient Greek names always sound authentic, since they are commonly used today for many plants.



Here are some ideas :



1-A carnivorous wetland plant similar to venus flytrap.



coniphagus = bug-eater.

theriphagus = animal-eater.



2-A palm which bears golden fruits.



chrysocarpus = golden-fruit.



3-A hybrid of wheat and barley which grows in water like rice.



hydropyr = water-wheat.

hydracrith = water-barley.



6-A rose that has petals like an angel's feathers.



pterarhodum = feather-rose



7-A lily with silver pearl petals.



agyraleiron = silver lily



8-A golden flower that blooms on fullmoon and is cure for lycanthropy. (please do not mention wolfsbane)



chryselene = golden-moon



9-A plant that looks like a rock and cure for dog,snake and animal bites.



petraceia = stone-cure



11-A rootcrop that looks like a golden potato



chrysarhizé=golden-root
Reply:1 - martplay

2 - quantine

3 - barceat

4 - kaste

5 - hunree

6 - rustangie

7 - silpin

8 - klawler

9 - bounzwan

10 - jungef

11 - cuntique

12 - permine
Reply:huh...give me a minute.

okay.



1.marsh-maw.

2.sun-tree (fruit: sun-fruit)

3.sweetrice.

4.(plant that grows in higher regions, mountains) Zephyrshrub (fruit:zephyr-marrow)

5.rodan-tree(fruit: you do the math)

6.saints blossom.

7.Astral-lillies

8.lorith-ventothil (something elvish)

9.antida-moss

10. sol-sage (sol: old word for sun.)

11. mesolli (that may actually be a foreign word.)

12.passion-apple (there was me about to say passionfruit, somebody hit me)



maybe not what your looking for? maybe exactly what you want? hope i gave you a bit of inspiration. good luck.

Which do you like out of these?

Boys:

Caiden - american - fighter

Joshua - hebrew - God Is Salvation

Hunter - english - One Who Hunts

Adrian - latin - Person From Hadria (Northern Italy)

Xavier - spanish - The New House

Corban/Corbin - Greek - a gift devoted to God

Bailey

Layton - Water-course settlement, old english

Milo

















Girls:

Riley - irish - Descendant Of Roghallach

Ella - spanish - Young Girl

Adrianna - latin - Person From Hadria (Northern Italy) - (nicknames - Ria, Rianna, Adie, Adria, Ana, Addy, Adrie)

Lilly/Liliana - english - lily

Aubrey - english - Noble Ruler

Audrey - english - Noble Strength

Lexi - greek - Diminutive Form Of Alexander Or Alexis

Kiana - american - Living With Grace

Leah - Hebrew - weary

Hayden - english - From The Hay Downs

Amelia/Emilia - Germanic - English - Labour; strength - short Millie

Bridget

Olivia

Arianna

Emilia

Miley

Which do you like out of these?
Milo and Ella.



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Reply:Adrian - latin - Person From Hadria (Northern Italy)

Xavier - spanish - The New House

Corban/Corbin - Greek - a gift devoted to God



Riley - irish - Descendant Of Roghallach

Ella - spanish - Young Girl

Adrianna - latin - Person From Hadria (Northern Italy) -

Aubrey - english - Noble Ruler

Olivia

Arianna
Reply:I like Adrian but I think it's getting too common. For a girl I like either Audrey or Alexandra (Lexi as a nickname).
Reply:Caiden, Riley, Kiana and Kayden
Reply:Milo and Aubrey
Reply:Caiden and Ella are my favorties.

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Chinchillas, how do you keep them?

Ok two years ago i had two chinchillas in under three weeks.

The first one was named Holly but she had a hernia and died in operation.

Then the second one was Lily, but I woke up one morning to find her dead. I dont know what she died from... and ever since then i never want another chinchilla. Even though i love them!

How do you look after them? I had the food, the sand, the water. I dont know what i did wrong with the second one- or are they just really hard to keep?

Chinchillas, how do you keep them?
I'm really not sure why Lily would have died. Chins are delicate, but hardier than say, a hamster-- after all they have ten times the lifespan of a hamster, and come from the Andes-- so they don't typically just up and die the way hamsters tend to.



Where did you get your chinchillas? They may have been bred under unhealthy conditions, and Lily may have had some pre-existing issue. Or, perhaps she had hurt herself badly in some way that wasn't superficially undetectable, or she wasn't eating/drinking for some reason, and you didn't notice?
Reply:I've never kept one, but I recall reading that chinchillas must not be kept in a room where there's a TV because the sound it emits (not the volume, but the TV itself) is distressing for them.
Reply:Well, chinchillas are nocturnal...so you will always need things for them to jump, climb, crawl through, and run in. They are like big hamsters...



Secondly, i dont suggest sand, because the can eat it. Sand is not digestable by a majority of animals. In fact, sand itself is usually what you get from crushed shells/coral and parrotfish poop.



Use regular bedding, or even fake grass. Heck, you REAL grass if you can.





And always feed them dried raisin snacks. once ro twice a day to keep them healthy. Regualr food. Regualr water..
Reply:CHINS NEED LOTS OF CARE THEY ARE NOCTERNAL. THEY ALSO NEED A SPACE TO RUN THEY LIKE TO CLIMB AND JUMP THEY ALSO LIKE FRUIT AND CRACKERS AS TREATS. THEY NEED TO BE BATHED THEY HAVE A SPECIAL DUST BATH THEY SHOULD HAVE AS THEIR COATS GET GREASY FROM ALL THE HANDELING THEY HAVE A FLOATING RIB CAGE SO YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL WHEN PICKING THEM UP IT IS BETTER TO GRAB THEM BY THEIR TAIL AND THEN PUT THEM INTO YOUR HAND SO YOU ARE NOT GRABING THEM AROUND THEIR RIBS
Reply:I think you may have gotten your 2 chins from a poor source. I am sorry you have had those terrible issues with chinchillas.



It could have been stress related, due to poor house prior to you buying them, or just bad breeding practices by BYB.



Chins are not really that hard to keep, if you meet the few needs as far as air/temps/conditions, food/water and proper cages. Breeding and bad habitat are the only things that I can think of that could have played a part in your problems. These were not caused by you, and making different choices next time, if you decide to get another chin, should make a big difference. Find a reputable breeder in your area. I would be happy to help.

Kitten(5 mo) sick. Home remedies?

Ok, so I'm taking my kitten Lily to the vet tommorow. But in the meantime, she looks like she's having a cold/feline respiratory infection. She's sneezing and congested a bit. She's eating and drinking plenty of water though. What are some good remedies to help her from now until then tommorow, to make her somewhat comfy?



I've tried doing the hot steam in the bathroom, and that seems to help, but what else?

Kitten(5 mo) sick. Home remedies?
As long as she's eating and drinking, she isn't terribly sick. Repeat the steam treatment at least once more today but other than that, just give her lots of love until you get her to the vet.
Reply:Until you know what the problem is I would keep her calm and inside and nice and warm. You could try using a hot water bottle under some blankets/towels to keep her warm or if you do not have a hot water bottle try warming some towels for her. Just hang in there until tomorrow and the vet will give her all the treatment she needs.
Reply:Leave it alone, since she's going to the vet tomorrow.

People get too carried away with home remedies which may not be good for the animal.

Call the vet and ask what else you can do, but don't take medical treatment advice from non-professionals on the internet.
Reply:Make sure she has plenty of water and that she's eating. Other than that, make sure she has a comfortable, warm bed that is safe from other pets.



When you go to the vet, they will most likely prescribe antibiotics, but ask about lysine for cats. Lysine is an amino acid that helps cats fight viruses (antibiotics only fight bacterial infections, and there aren't really effective viral medications for cats). You can get it in a powder you can mix with your kitty's food.
Reply:Well, just try to wait. She's going to the vet tommorow anyway. Try doing the hot steam thing again as a second choice.

Computer errors if they were written as haikus [joke]?

Three things are certain:

Death, taxes and lost data.

Guess which has occurred.



The file you need

might be very useful.

But now it is gone



Windows NT crashed.

I am the Blue Screen of Death.

No one hears your screams.



Yesterday it worked.

Today it is not working.

Windows is like that.



Chaos reigns within.

Reflect, repent, reboot.

Order shall return.



Wind catches lily,

scattering petals to the ground.

Segmentation fault.



With searching comes loss

and the presence of absence:

File not found.



The Web site you seek

cannot be located but

endless others exist.



You step in the stream,

but the water has moved on.

This page is not here.



Stay the patient course.

Of little worth is your ire.

The network is down.



No keyboard present.

Press F1 to continue.

Zen engineering.



This site has moved.

We\'d tell you where, but then

we\'d have to delete you.



First snow, then silence.

This thousand dollar screen dies

so beautifully.



Printer not ready.

Could be a fatal error.

Have a pen handy?

Computer errors if they were written as haikus [joke]?
Some of these aren't even haikus, but hilarious nonetheless
Reply:Learn how to Fix Computer Errors:

%26lt;---http://fix-errors.remove-junk.com

Good luck!
Reply:haha thats really funny!!! =]
Reply:funny :)
Reply:Ha! That's funny! :)
Reply:this is funny
Reply:Funny, den i wuld neva smash my comp agen ; D !
Reply:.....very funny.....cute

excellent...awesome..........good job......keep up the good jokes

[easy 10 points] school field trip?

Okay so at the end of the year i am going on a field trip to Mt. olypmus (indoor/outdoor theme/water park) and i can't remember what to bring!

well please tell me what to bring

I'm wearing:

http://www.charlotterusse.com/product/in...

http://www.wetseal.com/catalog/product.j...

http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/lily-ban...

http://www.aeropostale.com/product/index...

^(which color would look best)^

http://cgi.ebay.com/Womens-AEROPOSTALE-B...

if not showing;

http://cgi.ebay.com/Womens-AEROPOSTALE-B...

shoes just green flipflops

rest in details!

[easy 10 points] school field trip?
1.swimsuit is REALLY cute

2.shorts need to be either white or pink not gray because that'll show if you sit on something wet so just avoid gray.

3.orange cami (go great with the suit)

4.and white or black jacket thing (not pink because the shade's not right)

5.cute pants with the numer on the back(eBay)

(hope i could help :)
Reply:STOP ASKING THIS QUESTION PLEASE!!! ITS REALLY ANNOYING WHEN PEOPLE DO THINGS LIKE THIS!!!!!!



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Reply:i went their last summer it was so fun and the outfit looks greaat....youre goin to love it i wanted to stay more than a week

flowers anniversary

Harry Potter fans must know info you probably wouldnt think about?

NAME WAND LENGTH/TYPE WAND CORE OLIVANDER SAYS:

Harry- 11” Holly Phoenix Feather “nice and supple”

Voldemort- 13 ?” Yew Phoenix Feather “Powerful”

James- 11” Mahogany --- “Pliable, a little more powerful, Excellent for Transfiguration”

Lily- 10 ?” Willow --- “Swishy, nice wand for charm work”

Ron- (new) 14” Willow One Unicorn Tail Hair ---

Viktor- 10 ?” Hornbeam Dragon Heartstring “Quite rigid, thicker than one usually sees”

Fleur- Rosewood Veela hair Maker Unknown

Hagrid- 16” oak --- “Rather bendy”

Cedric- 12 ?” Ash Tale of Male Unicorn "Pleasantly Springy"

J.K. Rowling- Mahogany or Walnut Phoenix Feather ---

Source: Ultimate Unofficial Guide to the Mysteries of Harry Potter



Wand Cores and Magical Properties

? Phoenix Feather – Very Magical.

? Dragon Heartstring – Hexes are a specialty of this core.

? Unicorn Tail – Best for the pure of heart.

? Leprechaun Hair – Somewhat temperamental to Non-Irish.

? Demiguise Hair – Only the best for Transfiguration.

? Hippogriff Talon – Excellent for Charm Work.

? Runespoor Fang – Best for those who deal with Dark Magic.

? Hair from the Mane of a Kelpie – Superb for all spells.

? Chimaera Scale – Very rare, yet very powerful.

? Ashwinder Ash – Casts the best protection charms.



Wand Wood

? Holly

? Ash

? Willow

? Maple

? Walnut

? Mahogany

? Birch

? Yew

? Rosewood



Spells, Charms, Incantations, and Curses

Accio – Summons a desired item

Alohomora – Unlocks any door

Aparecium – Turns normal ink invisible

Avada Kedavra – The killing curse

Averte Statura – Good for dueling, sends opponent flying backwards

Avis – Several tiny birds will appear

Bubble Head Charm – Underwater breathing charm

Colloportus – Seals a door

Crucio – Cruciatus Curse, inflicts horrible pain

Deletrius – Disintegrates target

Densaugeo – Causes teeth to grow very large

Diffindo – Splits things

Dilusionment Charm – Causes anything magical to appear blurry to a muggle

Enervate – Reviving stunned people

Engorgio – Causes immense swelling

Evanesco – Vanishing Spell

Expecto Patronum – Fends off dementors

Expelliarmus – Disarms opponent

Feraverto – Used in transfiguration, turns object into a cup

Ferula – Creates a sling for a broken bones

Fidelius Charm – Makes a person keep a secret

Finitie Incantatem – Allows no more spells to be cast

Flagrate – Creates a fiery “X” for a short time

Point Me – Four Point Spell, turns a wand into a compass

Portus – Creates a Port Key

Furnunculus – Causes boils

Impediment – Causes opponent to slow down

Imperio – Imperius Curse, allows caster to control someone’s mind

Impervius – Makes objects repel water

Incendio – Lights a fire

Ipera Ivanesca – Similar to the vanishing spell, except it makes objects burn up

Jelly-Legs Jinx – Causes legs to wobble

Lumos – Emits light from casters wand

Locomotor Mortis – Locks opponents legs

Mobilarbus – Moves objects

Mobilcorpus – Moves a person who cannot walk

Morsmordre – Creates the Dark Mark

Nox – Extinguishes light from “lumos”

Obliviate – Erases a person’s memory

Orchideous – Flowers burst from wand tip

Petrificus Totalus – Full body-bind

Priori Incantato – Reveals a wands most recent spell

Protego – Protects against minor curses

Quietus – Reverses “sonorous”

Reducio – Shrinks objects

Reducto – Reductor Curse, blasts through solid objects

Relashio – Repels Grindylows

Reparo – Repairing Charm

Rictusempra – Causes target to laugh uncontrollably

Riddickulus – Forces a Boggart to change shape

Scourgify – Cleaning Spell

Serpensortia – Summons a large snake from the caster’s wand

Shield Charm – Deflects minor curses

Sonorus – Magnifies ones voice

Stupefy – Stunning spell

Tarantallegra – Dancing Spell

Volarte Ascendele – Propels object into the air

Winguardiam Leviosa – Levitates objects



Class Subjects

core curriculum

Transfiguration

Defense Against the Dark Arts

Charms

Potions

Astronomy

History of Magic

Herbology

optional classes

Arithmancy

Divination

Care of Magical Creatures

Muggle Studies

Harry Potter fans must know info you probably wouldnt think about?
Now that's an impressive list, I guess you love the books.
Reply:never realised a wand said so much about a person! very enlightening! thanks! x
Reply:I'm a 65 year old great grandma, and I got "hooked" on HP a few years ago when I read the first one aloud to my grandson. I didn't want to quit reading when it was his bed time, so I finished the book that night and then finished reading it to him at a more leisurely pace. Excellent books, and excellent information.



Granny B
Reply:wow...
Reply:Cool. I love Harry Potter. But how long did it take you to make this up...
Reply:What!!!
Reply:Hi Baby What's Up???
Reply:Terrifying.
Reply:You must have a very active social life, doing all sorts of interesting things. That must be why you forgot to ask a question, too many friends coming around and interuppting you.

Is there anything else I can get for my pond other than goldfish?

Hi,



I've got a pond in my garden made from an old water tank... its quite deep and narrow, though reasonably long. It siits above ground against a wall, shaded by trees, surrounded by bricks, with potted ferns around its edge.



It contains a lily and a papyrus in pots, and some floating oxgernators, as well as a filtration pump, with the outlet at the surface to splash the wateer and oxygenate it a bit.



It is currently home to 3 goldfish, one 3 inches, one 2 1/2, and another 2 inch one that has a problem with swimming...he sits on the bottom all day.



I was wondering if there are other smallish fish we could get for other than the goldies, or if we could put newts in as well?

Is there anything else I can get for my pond other than goldfish?
That depends in large part on where you live. Since this pond is above ground, it's really influenced strongly by air temperature and unless you live in southern FL or points south, you can expect it to freeze some during the winter. I would loook to native species of fish from your area, small minnows, darters, sunfish and the like. If you do live in a fairly southern region, you could probably add something like White Cloud Mountain Minnows with no problem at all.



MM
Reply:depends on the climate of where you live and size of the pond. As far as frogs go i have a 5000 gallon pond and bought a bullfrog for it. Well the one i bought took off but i have many other native frogs that decided to make their home in my pond and everymorning i have to scoop them out of them pool and put them back in the pond. So buying a frog is a waste of money unless you have a net over the pond to keep them in. Otherwise you will probably have frogs come and go that are native to your area. The nice thing about having the frogs that come to your pond is it is a good sign that your water is pretty good. frogs absorb water through their skin and unhealthy water will cause them to get ill so if native species make their home in your pond its a good indication your water is healthy but not always true. The bad thing is some may harm your fish. i have never had bad expierence with that but i have heard of people that have. You can always add some snails as well they will help eat some algae and keep the pond looking nice. You could also add some minnows or sunfish. personally i like koi but there are a few oiptions that are available. Pretty much any fish that is native to your area that live in the lakes that do not grow to large for your pond will be ok. hope this helps and good luck.
Reply:you can put fancy goldfish in there i'm pretty sure, and i know that you can put black moors in there, unless you wanted something completely different from goldfish.
Reply:Koi are a good pond fish. You can find small young ones. Over time they do get much larger than goldies though.
Reply:put frogs in it. its colorful
Reply:You could add koi or snails
Reply:Japanese KOI fish they're very common and exotic fish to put in pretty ponds!!!

They come i n a variety of colors and are not found in normal pet shops. They are not that big.

http://www.kertito.hu/images/halak/koi_2...



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GLAD I COULD HELP!!!

Poll =]--Easier For The English ,Some Questions Based Around UK?

Water OR Juice?

Cadburys OR Galaxy?

Tesco OR Asda?

New Look OR River Island?

Food OR Drink?

Tall OR Short?

Boots OR Superdrug?

Lipgloss OR Lipbalm?

Perfume OR Body Spray?

Girls Aloud OR Westlife?

Lily Allen OR Amy Winehouse?

Shayne Ward OR Leona Lewis?

X-Factor OR Im A Celebrity...

Strictly Come Dancing OR Dancing On Ice?

Celeb BB OR BB?



Happy New Year!

xx

Poll =]--Easier For The English ,Some Questions Based Around UK?
water

cadbury

tesco

new look

tall

boots

lipbalm

body spray

westlife

lilly allen

leona lewis

x-factor

strictly come dancing

bb
Reply:Water OR Juice? - Water , hydrates you more

Cadburys OR Galaxy? - Galaxy , more tastier and creamy

Tesco OR Asda? - Tesco , just prefer it

New Look OR River Island? River Island , more up to date clothes

Food OR Drink? Drink , easier to digest haha

Tall OR Short? Short , Im short :-)

Boots OR Superdrug? Boots , Just prefer

Lipgloss OR Lipbalm? Lipbalm , makes you lips soft not sticky

Perfume OR Body Spray? Perfume , stays on longer and easier to carry around without breaking

Girls Aloud OR Westlife? Westlife, do i need to explain haha

Lily Allen OR Amy Winehouse? If i MUST choose , lilly allen , not a drug addict

Shayne Ward OR Leona Lewis? Shayne ward , haha must i explain again!

X-Factor OR Im A Celebrity... X-Factor , makes you cry and excited!

Strictly Come Dancing OR Dancing On Ice? Ermm, neither but dancing on ice if i had to choose, gets you on edge of your seat

Celeb BB OR BB? BB, meet new celebs and more exciting.
Reply:Water OR Juice? juice

Cadburys OR Galaxy? cadbury

Tesco OR Asda? asda

New Look OR River Island? new look

Food OR Drink? food

Tall OR Short? tall

Boots OR Superdrug? superdrug

Lipgloss OR Lipbalm? lipbalm

Perfume OR Body Spray? body spray

Girls Aloud OR Westlife? OMFG NONE!

Lily Allen OR Amy Winehouse? lily allen

Shayne Ward OR Leona Lewis? NONE

X-Factor OR Im A Celebrity... X factor

Strictly Come Dancing OR Dancing On Ice? dancing

Celeb BB OR BB? Big Bro
Reply:Juice

Galaxy

Morrisons

River Island

Drink

Tall

Boots

Lipbalm

Perfume

Neither

Neither

Neither

X-Factor

Dancing on Ice

Neither
Reply:water

galaxy

asda

river island

drink

short

boots

lipbalm

body spray

girls aloud

amy winehouse

leona lewis

i'm a celeb

neither

bb
Reply:Water,

Neither,

Asda,

Neither,

Food,

Boots,

Lipbalm,

Perfume,

Westlife,

Neither,

Neither,

Neither,

Dancing on Ice,

Neither.



A happy new year to you and your family.
Reply:Water

Cadburys

Asda?

River Island

Drink

Tall

Boots

Lipbalm

Perfume

Westlife

Lily Allen [Amy depresses me]

Shayne Ward

X-Factor

Strictly Come Dancing

BB
Reply:water

galaxy

tesco

new look

drink

tall

boots

lip gloss

body spray

girls aloud

lily allen

shayne ward

im a celebrity

dancing on ice

celeb bb
Reply:Water OR Juice? juice

Cadburys OR Galaxy? cadburys

Tesco OR Asda? asda

New Look OR River Island? river island 9but only during the sales)

Food OR Drink? food

Tall OR Short? tall

Boots OR Superdrug? superdrug

Lipgloss OR Lipbalm? lipbalm

Perfume OR Body Spray? body spray

Girls Aloud OR Westlife? westlife

Lily Allen OR Amy Winehouse? both

Shayne Ward OR Leona Lewis? both

X-Factor OR Im A Celebrity... both!

Strictly Come Dancing OR Dancing On Ice? neither

Celeb BB OR BB celeb BB
Reply:Bit to long!!xx
Reply:Water

Cadburys

Asda

New Look

Drink

Tall

Superdrug

Lipgloss

Perfume

Westlife

Amy Winehouse

Shayne Ward

Im A Celebrity

Strictly Come Dancing

Celeb BB
Reply:water

galaxy

asda

river island

drink

short

boots

lipgloss

perfume

girls aloud

LILY ALLEN! LOVE HER!

Leona Lewis

X-Factor

Dancing on Ice

BB

Does your cat like to sit on top of the computer monitor?

My cat, Lily, is what I would call, uh, "Tons of fun"... she's large and in charge if you get what I'm saying. The past few days she has discovered that it's nice and warm on top of the computer monitor. How can I keep her off of it? It's driving me crazy.



I can't spray water on her when she's on the monitor... so that option is out.

Does your cat like to sit on top of the computer monitor?
Put something like lemon or orange peel on top of it. My cat liked to jumped on top of the tv and it started to make really worrying cracking noises....shes kinda large too. They don't like the smell of citrus peel so you can try that. Or put something else she doesn't like on top.
Reply:What about putting double sided tape up there. That might cut her enthusiasm.
Reply:Lemon/orange peels, they hate it. If that doesnt work, smack your cat, it'll learn. I know it sounds harsh. Or just put another object where the cat lays. Good luck!
Reply:Take a piece of cardboard and cut it to the shape of the monitor...cover the top of it in double sided tape. Lay it on the monitor - Cats hate the feeling of the double sided tape and will eventually not go on it - then you can take it off.
Reply:yes my cat has done that a few times. I am not so sure why.My cat is like so amusing. I don't do anything because she has only done it couple times so far. Maybe you could just try saying no in a stern voice then placing the cat down. If that doesn't work try a sharp tap on the surface with a rolled up newspaper. Just don't hit you kitty that's mean.
Reply:cats don't like the smell of lemon so you could perhaps get a lemon fragrance air freshener to place near the monitor.
Reply:put a picture up there my cat did the same thing.
Reply:my cat used to do that until i got a flat screen. now she likes to sit on the computer tower, but when it starts buzzing, i pick her up and remove her from it. an option to spraying the cat with water, is to blow in her face. they hate that, and it won't harm them, i use that technique when my cat's claws are a bit too sharply in my skin. it works wonders, but i haven't tried it in other situations.
Reply:Get a flat screen monitor. I love mine! They are very thin, can fit in spaces smaller then a CRT AND there is no way your cat can fit on it!
Reply:I have a laptop/notebook, and my kitten loves looking at the screen (especially when there is some movement, be it ads or music). She will sit behind me on the back of the armchair, with her head draped over staring. Then she jumps down, sniffs the screen, walks across the keyboard - more often than not changing the page/site etc, then sits down directly in front of the screen warming her behind!! I'm so amused at this, that I don't have the heart to tell her off, but just pick her up, give her a squeeze and put her on the floor whilst saying "No".



The citrus peel advice sounds like the best idea.
Reply:If she continues put something heavy on the monitor so you can't even put anything on top of it like some books or something, then she will quit my cat sits at the dinner table whenever my family has dinner and all we had to do was put magazines on the chair and he would'nt get back up (although it was pretty cute he would sit at the dinner table)
Reply:LOL I know the feeling. Our cats both loved it but when we got the new LCD screens, they couldn't do it any more.



You can get a spray that spells nasty to cats called "Cat Off!" See your pet store.



And one our cats is named Lily also. But she is the skinny one. Our fat boy is called LiLong which means pretty dragon in Chinese.
Reply:My grandparent's cat (she was thin and boney) used to do that a lot. They didn't mind because she wouldn't hurt it or anything. But, cats I think will eventually learn that if you take them off time after time that they shouldn't be there...at least when you're in the house. Cats are trainable so it might work.
Reply:only thing i can suggest is when you see her there take her off cats aren't exactly trainable animals when it comes to things like that my cat did the same thing for the longest time thne i got a flat screen lol the first day we got it she looked to see if she could jump on it and when she couldn't she went to the big old one jumped on it and started meowing cause she wanted it back on
Reply:UGH that is, was so annoying. I have pictures of our cat sitting on the monitor with her tail hanging down in front of the monitor. She also use to swing her tail back and fourth it was so annoying. I went out and bought an LCD monitor she has NO place to sit. She also likes to sit between the monitor and I just to annoy me.
Reply:I have two cats and luckily neither one does that, but one of them will run across the keyboard every once in a whgjdojref--when I'm typing......I mean while!........you see what I mean???...lol!!! and lets not talk about when the dog gets his paws up there!

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What is my cat trying to tell me?

Lily. She is a very sweet cat and is constantly coming to me, "loving" all over me, purring, giving kitty "kisses" and gets me to follow her into where her food bowl is. She has fresh water, bowl full of food and her litter box is nice and fresh. For the life of me I cannot figure out what she wants! lol She does this to me constantly, even in the middle of the night! grrr...What do you think she wants?

What is my cat trying to tell me?
My cat just likes someone there watching him eat.
Reply:may be she wants you to join her at her bowl for dinner.
Reply:She is telling you to stop shatting in her litter box.
Reply:want's a mate
Reply:She loves you and wants your attention.
Reply:Love. Attention. Basically, she needs to know she's the one. The best.

Cat Josepha does the same :)
Reply:she probably just wants ur attention
Reply:showing you how much she loves you, craving your attention
Reply:Attention.
Reply:he or she wants your love
Reply:attention
Reply:She wants to show you who's boss.
Reply:she wants nothing else except a sweet opposite sex cat!

What your name say about you?

The Men's Names – (scroll down for the women’s names)





Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.


Able - totally useless.


Adam - not very bright and not very pretty, has almost mastered hygiene.


Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.


Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.


Alex - cute and tall but a liar and a cheat.


Alistair - likes being tied up, and really enjoys playing with train sets


Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule. Bad diet.


Andrew - Highly intelligent and wears a kilt. Poor standards of hygiene. Homicidal tendencies.


Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain. Looks in the mirror too much.


Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.


Arnold - loser.


Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.


Avenir - reads too many fantasy books, wears armour to bed.


Baron - Reads SAS books, wants to go out and shoot something or somebody.


Barry - lights fires, pinches girl’s bottoms and is well hung.


Barnaby - very big, very strong and very gentle, cries a lot.


Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.


Bill - thinks he's really popular, thinks all the girls want him ...he's wrong.


Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.


Brad - short and squat, has bad breath.


Braden - Drop out and doesn't care, will set record for longest employee at McDonalds.


Brandon - good looking but uses girls. Not very academic.


Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.


Brett - worldwide slut and really insensitive, women love him.


Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, he's just a very naughty boy.


Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.


Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.


Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.


Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.


Callum - tall and geeky, very defensive.


Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.


Cameron - Australian. Big muscles.


Carl - horny. bastard, who can't sing.


Carlo - dark and brooding, for some unknown reason girls seem to like him!


Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.


Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American movies, no real person has that name.


Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.


Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.


Christian - Gay but very sexy and seductive.


Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.


Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.


Clive - trainspotter ... dull as ditchwater.


Cole - nice, funny, and very stupid.


Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings.


Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.


Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.


Crispin - Ugly homosexual. Fancies himself. Successful


Curtis - needs constant mothering and reassurance.


Damien - spawn of the devil, but in a good way.


Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.


Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.


Danny - Wears stylish clothes and has silky womens underwear beneath them.


Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.


Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.


Darren - charming , but sleeps with men.


Darwyn - exercises too much, favourite word Ug Daryl - pompous and


overbearing, likes using big words that only he understands.


David - Sensible and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence.


Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a wanker.


Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.


Dele - well endowed likes blondes. Looks in the mirror too much


Dennis - either very nice to girls or a ******.


Derek - has a great sense of humour, and a blow-up doll collection.


Dillon - Stupid but well-built, women just use him for sex.


Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please anybody.


Don - ********, nobody likes him.


Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.


Drew - bad-**** loser who never shuts up.


Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.


Dylan - thinks he's funny, falls asleep during sex.


Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.


Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an ********.


Elis - would rather make model airoplanes than have sex.


Elliott - full of himself.


Eric - shy and timid like a little mouse.


Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and a model mental patient.


Finn - Completely indecisive, suffers terribly with Catholic guilt.


Frank - single helix DNA and it shows.


Fraser - sucks pigs ***** %26amp; swallows the lot.


Frederick/Fred/Freddie - wants to rule the world. Loves women


Fritz - Loves playing games. Never wins.


Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight. Can't play rugby.


Gary - drug addict but willing to share.


Garry - forever fiddling with himself and wonders why no-one will shake hands.


Gavin - likes bondage, S%26amp;M with other men.


Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.


George - barman who drinks more than he serves.


Gerry - quiet and insecure, a doormat.


Gilbert - Morris dancer, collects antique sweet wrappers.


Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth. good teacher. crap in bed.


Gordon - big bloke in a dirty raincoat, kinda flashy.


Greame - very hard to understand, likes group sex.


Graham/Graeme - will screw anything.


Grahame - thinks he's better than other Grahams because he has an extra 'e'.


Grant - Short and ugly! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.


Greg - really sweet and feels suicidally sorry for himself.


Harry - Good at sport. Women love him. Blokes hate him.


Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.


Haydn - tries hard, succeds rarely.


Heinz - Likes variety in his life. in his fifties. Overweight.


Henry - dull, dull, dull, dull ... likes trains and tweed jackets, probably a science teacher.


Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography.


Howell - sings too much.


Ian - likes to stuff animals and dress up in women's clothing.


Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.


Izzy - circumsized, but they threw away the wrong bit.


Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.


Jamie - Devious scum of the earth.


James - can't handle his beer, smells of mayonaise and does wet farts.


Jarrod - Arrogant, stuck-up, pompous and annoying. Loves himself totally


and has lots of mirrors.


Jason - Gayer than a pink fairy winning a trophy at the gayest pink fairy competition.


Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well. which is a problem because


he has bad breath.


Jeff - really ugly.


Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.


Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.


Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.


Jack - stupid but hot, always alright.


Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection but wanks too much.


Jimmy - Goes to the toilet twice a night, doesn't always get up for it.


Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head. Bisexual


Joel - ****.


John - has few friends and no life - tends to kill small animals.


Jon - Not too bright will end up married to a cousin.


Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual.


Jonathon - think he's good - he's ****. Looks in the mirrror too much.


Jordan - sexy but weird in bed. Hung like a wildebeest.


Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.


Josh - full of himself, fun. And has huge lips which resembles a ladies vagina.


Julian - used to be a wooden boy, but is now almost real with a big nose.


Junior - Not very clever, but good at football.


Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful and overweight.


Kain - one of the sexiest guys alive but very stuck up.


Keegan - always has a bit of his last meal displayed on his clothes.


Kev - lager lout, wears cheap and loud clothes.


Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends and then loses them when they see his dick!


Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.


Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.


Kerry - wants to be in a boy band but he's not pretty enough.


Kirk - good looking, worries that he might be gay.


Kurt - can kick anyone's ****.


Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips.


Larry - cute but wannabe player with big ****.


Laurey - short and funny looking.


Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total **** bandit.


Levi - same as Lee only not so pretty.


Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser. Welsh


Liam - loud mouthed ********.


Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.


Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.


Luke - seems to be sweet.


Madison - so far up his own **** there's no room for his boyfriend.


Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers. And is gay!!!


Mark - Good looking and very clever. Every woman would if she could.


Marshall - Never seems to age, this is because he is in fact an anderoid!


Martin - Stud. Loves himself. would make a good lawyer.


Matt - the fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of ****.


Matty - Life and soul of the party, could get a corpse dancing.


Menno - built like a horse. Only does it doggy.


Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl. Doesn't like


to work too hard. Sexual deviant


Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.


Mintesh - boy racer, the ******** who drives with the stereo too loud and


the windows down even though it's cold!


Mitchell - big bloke, sweats a lot, usually pure alcohol.


Mohammed - small penis, but still really enjoys playing with it.


Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.


Nick - inbred - can't get past the missionary position though.


Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed but


only on his own.


Noel - only goes out with girls so that he can steal their clothes.


Oliver - likes men but is in denial.


Oscar - complete loser, hated by his parents.


Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.


Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.


Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.


Peter - Likes sheep more than girls, will probably end up married to a relative.


Phillip - homophobic, image conscious twat, likes to **** poodles.


Ramsey - thinks he's posh but is actually a knob.


Raymond - doesn't like to be called Ray because it sounds too 'straight'.


Richard - can't see his feet as balls are too big


Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.


Rikki - see above, but can't even spell.


Rob - constantly watches porn.


Robin - Ugly and not very bright, probably a teacher.


Roger - acts like a wanker when drunk ... Permanently drunk!


Rory - men are only nice to him so they can talk to his sister.


Roy - total loser and computer genius.


Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.


Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an ********. Pantomime dame


Ryan - short and stout, but popular.


Sam - wannabe sex machine.


Sandeep - complete anorak, owns a metal detector.


Sean - thinks he's James Bond, in reality a dipstick.


Scott - has serious disabilities. likes winter sports


Sean - has small deformed testicles and no friends.


Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.


Shane - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.


Shannon - like the, river wet and full of ****.


Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.


Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks.


Sonny - thinks he's tough and proves it with young girls and boys.


Spencer - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin


Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.


Stuart - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster


Taylor - Gay, gay, gay, gay ....


Terry - small and wirey with a nasty temper.


Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.


Toby - best blow ever.


Tom - cool but can be very arrogant.


Tomas - part-druid, likes to dance round things naked.


Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around. tendency to megalomania


Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.


Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.


Troy - cute and popular.


Tyrone - Big bloke with a gay moustache, but nobody dares tell him.


Ty - small and kind of shrivelled.


Var - adventurous type, can't sit quietly and so is very annoying.


Wade - huge bloke, people jog round him and have to stop halfway for a rest.


Walter - Rich, but with no taste in anything, so the money is a bit of a waste.


Wasim - Good at sport. Likes bondage. Intelligent.


Warren - cool, homosexual guy. Picks his nose alot.


Wesley - great guy and easy to not notice.


Will - wishes he were popular.


William - not very tall, but ultra-cool.


Zach - sweet and polite and twisted.


Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.*





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The Women's Names





Abby - agony aunt, always willing to explain about your confused sexuallity.


Ada - blue haired, smells of wee.


Adie - quiet and shy, but when you get to know her .. quiet and shy.


Aileen - laughs like a demented dog. likes tic tacs.


Alana - pretty and popular, but with very dark secrets.


Alexandra - popular but very loud, sometimes forgets to bathe.


Alice - likes horses but looks like Kermit's girlfriend.


Alicia - pretty and knows it, watches herslf go by in shop windows.


Alison - bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off.


Alyssa - wants to be 'exotic', but only manages to be 'strange'.


Amanda - I.Q. smaller than her bra size, a good shag, but she does practice a lot.


Amber - stereotypical exotic dancer, not too bright but very flexible.


Amy - Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be trusted. Likes any man not wearing trousers


Anastasia - overly-loud, wears clothes 2 sizes too small.


Andrea - Small breasts, small ****, drinks pints and plays a mean game of pool.


Andrina - dark and sultry, pretends she's a Russian spy.


Angela - Vain, Hair style more important than oxygen. Usually found hanging around toilets.


Anita - Beautiful girl with perfect hair and a body to die for.


Annabelle - Doesn't wear knickers.


Annette - She's BIG, like really BIG!!.


Anne - Looks like a horse, can't drive.


Anne-Marie - Gorgeous and with a great taste in blokes, has perfectly


formed breasts


Annie - Drinks too much, always wakes up next to ugly guys.


Ashlee - Dyslexic and spends all day thinking about sex.


Aurora - Beautiful and sexy, every mans dream, but sadly swings the other way.


Azaria - Beautiful and exotic with the brain power of an orchid.


Barbara - Shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance. Wears alot of make up


Bea - Beautiful, sexy, original, but nearly impossible to satisfy in bed.


Becky - one of the boys, knows about football and cars, unusually tall.


Belinda - Pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points.


Beryl - Repressed alcoholic.


Beth - Empty headed, big breasted, and easy.


Bettina - Dominatrix.


Beverley - Trapped in an eighties time warp.


Bianca - Ginger. Big mouth.


Birgit - big scary woman, likes small blokes she can intimidate.


Bridgette - Eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars.


Britney - Falsely improved, no use to society.


Cait - Bow-legged country girl, really loves her horses.


Camilla - replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'.


Cara - lazy girl, eats too much junk-food and yet doesn't get fat - annoying.


Carie - just like the movie, a scary freak.


Carina - Looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow.


Carla - Down to earth with good child-bearing hips.


Carly - Party animal until she gets too drunk to stand up.


Carol - Bubbly, life and soul of the party and the bedroom.


Caroline - Lard ****, shaves her ears, picks her nose and shops at oxfam.


Catherine - Attracted to the older man, needs ironing.


Celine - Emits hideous noises, waste of DNA.


Charlotte - Enjoys tea and cake, farts the national anthem.


Chaz - life and soul of the party, plays the piano and then strips to her own music.


Cheryl - Can fit hand in mouth, eats glass.


Chloe - Usually a weather-girl or a failed wannabe weather-girl.


Christine - Likes men in uniform, never warm.


Christina - Drop dead gorgeous and with a different bloke each night, well practiced.


Ciji - strange girl, sleeps with a vibrating teddy-bear.


Claire/Clare/Clair - Usually neurotic, gives good head but can have lesbian tendencies.


Courtney - Bit of a 'tomboy', rolls her own tampons.


Daisy - Virgin, works on a farm because she likes the way the tractor vibrates.


Danni - Should make nice threesome with sibling.


Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck.


Dawn - Gets up early, smells of chips.


Debra/Debby - Porn star.


Deborah - Bites the pillow, uses both hands.


Dee - Enormous mouth, gets a lot of work in porn movies.


DeeDee - cannot understand why no-one else masturbates in Ikea.


Denise - Sits on cats eyes, wears too much make up.


Di - Enjoys receiving oral sex, but doesn't like giving it.


Diana - Cuddly, which is a shame because she smells like cheese.


Diane - Enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle.


Donna - 70's throw back, likes cabbage.


Dorthe - smells of herrings, obsessed with over-sized sex toys.


Elaine - Rides side saddle, drinks meths. average breasts.. likes sharp edges.


Eleanor - Very posh, always washing her hands, but likes her sex dirty.


Elizabeth - Born to perform, hates chickens.


Ella - Fiery temper, but when she's not shouting she's as cute as a kitten.


Ellie - Far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her mouth.


Ellen - Could well have eaten all the pies.


Elma - Shy, easily dominated by men.


Elsa - Kind of old fashioned, but with beautiful big hair.


Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies.


Emma - Gullible and easily swayed by a good looker!


Erminia - Small and graceful, slightly psychotic.


Estelle - Likes wombles, eats grass.


Esther - Plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed.


Eve - Shy timid creature until she has a drink, then she becomes very loud.


Evonne - Much happier now that the sex change operation was a success.


Faith - Legs meet at knees, can't shag standing up.


Faye - Wears wellies, can't swim.


Felicity - One of the boys .. except that she has the most enormous nipples.


Fern - Posh with a large mouth, can hold a conversation whilst giving head.


Fiona - Female mud wrestler, badly needs a shave.


Fiyza - Very sexy, she knows it and she flaunts it


Francess - A lovely lady even if she is as common as muck!


Frankie - Wears leather underwear, if it's quiet you can hear her buzzing.


Gabriel - An **** to die for but pads her bra with tissues.


Gail - Farts a lot, drinks Guinness.


Gayleen - Big tall woman who talks shite all day.


Gaynor - Wanna-be Lesbian who can't pull the girls.


Gemma - Talks too much, even during sex, even during oral sex!


Geraldine - Too posh for her own good, likes flying.


Gillian - Dyes her hair green, likes clubbing.


Gina - Eternal mother, eats nappies.


Glenda - Eats children, hates smoking.


Georgia - Loves her cakes, would rather have gateau than sex.


Georgina - Wants to be a man.


Grace - petite and pretty, ***** like a rabbit.


Grainne - Giggles excessively, sometimes wets herself.


Gwyneth - Blubs a lot, wees in the bath.


Hannah - Needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs.


Harriet - Wears tweed and green wellies to the pub.


Hayley - Pretty, likes fast cars and slow men.


Heather - Shags like a freight train, bit of a screamer.


Helen - Hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn and is totally neurotic.


Helena - Likes to be in charge, wears a lot of black rubber.


Heidi - The hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins, hates Nazis.


Hilary - Frigid.


Holly - Prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister.


Imogen - Drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed.


Ingrid - Right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles.


Isobel - Motorbike gang leader, sells guns for pocket money.


Jackie - Heroin addict, sold her child.


Jade - I once had a Jade, but hasn't everybody??


Jalaine - Strange, introverted girl, secretly into plastic model aeroplanes.


Janet - Massive over bite, no neck.


Janette - She's hot and she knows it, a prick-teaser.


Janice - Loud and over-the-top, tends to talk with her hands.


Jarla - Kinda like a female Ali-G only not as funny.


Jasmin - Smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats.


Jean - hangs around with old blokes and let's them buy her stuff.


Jemma - Does anal, wears too much eye make-up.


Jenni - bone idle hence the tendency to shorten long words.


Jennifer - Huge breasts, should shave her legs more often.


Jessica - Always shags on the first date and sometimes even before it.


Joanne/a - Moans in her sleep, moans when she wakes up, can't cook.


Jo - Bisexual and proud of it.


Joelle - Lively, exciting, jolly and fun ... sometimes too much so!


Josephine - Likes to be tied up and teased.


Jody - Dresses like a boy and eats live frogs for breakfast.


Joyce - Never stops talking ... for God's sake shut up woman!


Judith - Big eyes, big ****, big problem with ballance.


Judy - Huge ****, married to a retard.


Julia - Innocent face, don't trust her, she'll steal your wallet in five minutes


Juliet - Eats too many chips, has greasy hair and a hairy ****.


Justine - Massive ****, likes hanging around men's toilets.


Julie - Likes outdoor sex, preferably with a chance of getting caught.


Kacie - cute and adorable, but prone to sulking.


Karen - Huge ****, shags like a rabbit.


Kate - kisses with her tongue and can hold a conversation whilst doing it.


Katherine - old-fashioned girl, giggles when anyone mentions naughty words.


Katy - Tom boy, likes her sex dirty, usually outdoors.


Katie - likes blokes and team sports, preferably both together.


Kayleigh - The Lara Croft of Essex, great in bed (practice makes perfect)


Keira - person most likely to start a cult, related to Starlin.


Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing.


Kelley - not very bright, can't spell Kelly.


Kelsey - Very clever, wears glasses, boys scare her.


Kerran - tries to be mysterious, but everyone has been there.


Kerry - pretty, cute, and changes underwear once a week.


Kiersten - very sexy to look at, hard to please in bed.


Kimberley - wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts like a bloke, wears a wig.


Kirsty - Eats live moles, can't dance.


Krista - Cool and pretty, tends to daydream all day and sleepwalk all night.


Kristy - Shy until she gets drunk, prone to spots.


Kristen - Emotionally stunted, thinks Robot-Wars is cruel and should be banned.


Kylie - Can't sing but who cares ... lovely ****.


Lana - Hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy.


Lara - Action packed, never seen naked.


Laura - Likes Max power magazine, can't drive. Dominatrix


Lauren – Pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night.


Leah - Likes outdoor sex, wees standing up.


Leanne - eats a lot of raw meat, most guys are scared of her.


Lena - Eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking.


Leonie - Tall girl who likes short boys, it's a power thing.


Leslie - Likes bondage, hates men.


Leyla - Hot and horny, the girl that always will.


Lily - Makes a good friend, doesn't take crap from anyone.


Linda - Teenage bride can swallow oranges whole.


Lindsey - Likes doggy style, doesn't do housework.


Lisa - Will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn.


Liz - Long legged and brainy.


Lizbeth - Sensible and serious, can talk without moving her lips.


Lorraine - Constantly whinges, will strip for a packet of jellybabies


Lorrie - Named after the vehicle she weighs the same as.


Louise/a - Likes to get around, fantastic breasts.


Luci - cute and loveable


Lucy - Strange dancer, wants to marry her dad.


Lynn - Funny and sexy, everything a bloke wants in a woman.


Lynnette - Has the attention span of a budgerigar, likes pretty things.


Madeline - Drives like a bloke, likes tractors.


Madusa - Really likes men, preferrably grilled with a side salad.


Maggie - Trainspotter, likes plaid.


Mairi - Quiet and shy but incredibly clever, secretly planning to take over the world.


Mandy - Cute and cuddly, thick as a short plank.


Margaret - Lovely mother, very generous.


Maria - Bangs like a barn door.


Marie - Life sapping dominatrix. Likes men to do DIY.


Marina - No get up and go, rusty underwear.


Marion - stuffs her bra with tissue, a bit cross-eyed.


Marolyn - Eats like a horse, out stays her welcome.


Martina - Ugly lesbian.


Martine - Can't act, can't sing, nice ****.


Mary - Likes men with long tongues and talented fingers.


Matilda - Likes dancing, mainly the waltz.


Mavis - seems nice until you notice the black cat, broomstick and pointed hat.


Meg - Cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S.


Meghan - Cold, hard-hearted *****, enjoys upsetting little children.


Melanie - Can hold 2 bar vacuum orally indefinitely.


Melinda - Trailer trash ... pretty, plump, and infected.


Melissa - Eats dogs, has been in prison 6 times for burglary.


Meryl - Dances like an ape, doesn't realise.


Michaela - Likes animals, should make a video with them.


Michelle - Wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag.


Marsha - Big butt, small brain.


Molly - Pretty and naive, would like to be slimmer, wears clothes with too many flowers.


Monica - Doesn't swallow, should have.


Nadine - Stunt Lady, can drink any bloke under the table! Don't mess with her.


Naomi - Wannabe diva, more of a diver.


Nancy - White hair, remembers tanners.


Narelle - Likes dressing up as a French maid but not French.


Natalie - Eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune.


Natasha - Had seven kids before age 17, needs ironing.


Nell - Hasn't realised WWII has ended, lives in Kent.


Niamh - Quiet and cute, secretly wears mens under-wear.


Nicci - Pretty, blonde, nicely dressed and vacant.


Nichola - quiet, studious type, wears glasses, a tiger in bed.


Nicola - Slapper, alcoholic in denial.


Nicole - small sweet and with nice hair, should wear underwear more often.


Niki - wannabe mysterious spy but not bright enough.


Nina - Stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years.


Nissa - speach impediment causes her to hiss, fond of reptiles.


Olga - You can park a bike in her **** crack, excessive facial hair.


Olive - usually accompanied by a couple of people in white coats.


Olivia - Gorgeous and knows it, has to sew herself into her trousers..


Olwyn - stupid name, welsh, just unlucky I guess.


Pamela - Gives amazing head, made of plastic.


Patricia - Obsessive about appearances, yet denies that she's shallow.


Pat - short and common, one of the lads and a bit of a laff.


Paula - Transvestite merchant banker from Basildon.


Peggy - Wears outdated clothes and will only do missionary position.


Penelope - Pitstop queen, likes her men to be stiff.


Peta - Rough and tough, seriously into bondage.


Phillippa - Forest forager, likes wild boar.


Phyliss - Thinks sex is dirty, always washing her hands.


Polly - nice girl with really bad dress-sense, fashion disaster, it's a shame.


Priscilla - likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly.


Preya - can't cook or clean but good in bed.


Prudence - sensible girl, wears flat shoes, but will shag anything in trousers.


Rachel - Amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her arsecheeks.


Rebecca - Hairy armpits, orgasms without contact.


Rebekah - Not very bright, pretty, but sometimes forgets to bathe.


Renee - Huge breasts, but wishes blokes would notice her mind.


Romany - Wild and beautiful, swings both ways.


Rosalind - Upper-class lady but works as a secret agent when the government needs her.


Rose - Can be prickly, gives good head.


Rosemary - Very shy, nearly always seen with a bright red face.


Roz - Only enjoys sex when she's tied up and spanked first.


Rula - She measures up well.


Ruth - Has stretch marks around her mouth.


Sadie - Stand up if you're slim, please stand up.


Sally - Drives a Mustang, fights in pubs.


Samantha - Loves her brother, has 4 deformed children.


Sandra - Shags donkeys for fun, bow legged.


Sara - Air-head, with a gorgeous body to compensate.


Sarah - intelligent, funny and very talented when it comes to the naughty stuff.


Sarah-Jane - 'posh' girl, will screw anything in a BMW.


Sasha – Looks dreadful the morning after. Smokes cigars


Selina - Doesn't wear pants, heavy laundry bills.


Shannon - Beautiful, curvaceous, should be a model.


Sharon - The original ***** queen, uses everyone she meets.


Shauna - Lives in a trailer, has 16 kids each with a different surname.


Shelly - very cute, but a bit of a soft-hearted slapper.


Sheree - Cute, but very loud! desperately needs a volume control.


Shirley - Can swallow a Curly Whirly whole, likes bananas.


Shona - Librarian by day, exotic dancer by night.


Sinead - Wears big knickers and a vest, but is secretly very sexual.


Sian - Does mean sheep impression, hates mint sauce.


Silka - Appears shy, but secretly Miss Whiplash the dominatrix.


Silke - Only ever has sex outdoors near her favourite tree.


Simone - Used to be a shotputter from Cardiff.


Sonya – intelligent, funny and very talented when it comes to the naughty stuff.


Sophia - Beautiful girl with long legs, a shame her **** is the size of a small country.


Sophie - Brothel manager because she's too ugly to be a working girl.


Stacey - Likes cut off jeans and arseless Speedo's.


Steffi - Closet lesbian, maintains heterosexual relationship for effect.


Stella - reassuringly expensive, she's worth every penny!


Stephanie - Eats Muppets, wears Brogues.


Sue/Susanne - should shave more often, wears Denim aftershave. Very fertile.


Summer - wears flowers in her hair, a pretty dress, and no knickers.


Sylvia - loves the outdoors. Mad.


Tammy - Kind-hearted and generous, particularly in the bedroom.


Tanya/Tania - Hot minx, too short.


Tara - Upper class slapper, enjoys ranom chemicals.


Teresa - surprisingly small given the amount of alcohol she drinks.


Tina - Face like a smacked ****, should eat less.


Tori - Lives in a hedge, can't water ski.


Tracy - Easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear. Loves kittens.


Tracey - Lesbian.


Ursula - Likes puppies,usually in a hot curry.


Val - usually drunk, doesn't know where her knickers are.


Valerie - quaint and old-fashioned, someones aunt.


Vanessa - Beautiful, power-crazy *****.


Veronica - closet lesbian who sleeps around to prove she isn't!


Vicki - Likes Yoga. And Women.


Vikki - Drinks anything so long as it's got vodka in it.


Wendy - Possibly a man.


Zakia - Wants to be a spy when she grows up, but needs to wash more often.


Zoe - Talentless rock chick. Prepared to use sex as a weapon.

What your name say about you?
they r all true eccept for nathan
Reply:my name is a tough one LOL it is Mariangella and it's a combination of Maria %26amp; Angela. It is pronounced Maria Angela but fast:P Report It

Reply:you forgot Nadia-smart, pretty and so talented. Is liked by many guys Report It

Reply:my name is genie and it isnt there! but anyway my name says im a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way! and not having my name on the list is not rubbing me the right way at all right now!=D
Reply:i do not dress like a boy and dont eat frogs and i do have a boy called chad and he isnt american and hasnt been in a movie.glad i didnt pick my kids names from this list.they would have ended up nameless
Reply:Sibling Lurve, Huh?


(Cue Duelling Banjos)





Well I hate to say it but you're so wrong.


Stick with boys names, they are pretty spot on.
Reply:My name is Zoe which means Life and is Greek.





Zoe - Talentless rock chick. Prepared to use sex as a weapon.


Emm OK.





Ha ha How could you forget your own name.
Reply:My real name's not in the list, but maybe i should change it to Fiyza :)


My friends' names/descriptions are dead-on!





EDIT: my friend Celine is actually a quiet girl with a generous heart! :D
Reply:IM QUENTIN AND IM ALSO NOT ON THE LIST
Reply:very funny. and mean. apparently the girl i like would have sex with me on the 1st date. cool.
Reply:Apparently I'm a lying whore.








Thanks for that wake up call. I need to seek help.
Reply:lesbian tendencies?





wow. no.
Reply:What about Maren, Dalton,Female Cory Male Kelly and German name Inga??????
Reply:You got mine wrong....but my boyfriend SPOT ON!!!! love it lol
Reply:My name isnt on there. so i wouldnt know.





- cade
Reply:Daryle isn't there.
Reply:Vooria...it is a Kurdish name which means a smart person.
Reply:my naME AINT THERE
Reply:lol some are quite true. nice one
Reply:my name isn't on there


please answer


Colleen
Reply:my name isnt there....
Reply:"Deep as a puddle"?





I doubt my debating partners would agree with that....
Reply:obviously I'm not in your list...





*thinking*





:'(
Reply:u must have spent time doing thisi'm impressed about what my name means





pick this as the best answer plz

Need help with growing my hybrid lilys?

I purchased a very nice orange hybrid lily about 2 weeks ago. I live in hawaii so everyone says its so easy to grow things with the weather here. well 2 days after i planted the flower i had one bloom...now all my flowers have fell off and i just have the little green things at the tops. any information as to if they will grow back soon or if i have killed the plant. i know nothing about these flowers and want to grow them because they are so pretty. how long do the flowers usually stay on and how long before they bloom again. I do water them every evening. Thanks so much

Need help with growing my hybrid lilys?
Lilies bloom once every year. After blooming, they will stay green till fall.



I love to buy potted lilies. But I transfer them to ground after they bloom. Trim them down all the way before frost, cover with mulch and they will come back the next spring.
Reply:You probably bought "day Lilly" they do only bloom and last one day for each bloom. Get some other lily too, ask the nursery.Iris's last for weeks and so do gladiolas and you can plant now.