Some Little Bug is Going to Find You Some Day
In these days of indigestion
It is often times a question
As to what to eat and what to leave alone.
For each microbe and Bacillus
Has a different way to kill us,
And in time they always claim us for their own.
There are germs of every kind
In any food that you can find
In the market or upon the bill of fare.
Drinking water’s just as risky
As the so-called deadly whiskey,
And it’s often a mistake to breath the air.
Some little bug is going to find you some day,
Some little bug will creep behind you some day,
Then he’ll send for his bug friends
And all your earthly trouble ends:
Some little bug is going to find you some day.
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Go to verse III
Take a slice of nice fried onion
And you’re fit for Dr. Munyon,
Apple dumplings kill you quicker than a train
Chew a cheesy midnight “rabbit”
And a grave you’ll soon inhabit--
Ah, to eat at all is such a foolish game.
Eating huckleberry pie
Is a pleasing way to die,
While sauerkraut brings on softening of the brain.
When you eat banana fritters
Every undertaker titters
And the casket-makers nearly go insane.
Some little bug is going to find you some day,
Some little bug will creep behind you some day
With a nervous little quiver
He’ll give cirrhosis of the liver:
Some little bug is going to find you some day.
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Go to verse V
All those crazy foods they mix will float across the River Styx
Or they’ll start us climbing up the milky way.
And the meals we eat in courses
Mean a hearse and two black horses so before a meal
Some people always pray.
Lucious grapes breed ’appendicitis, and the juice leads to gastritis.
So there’s only death to greet us either way:
And fried liver’s nice but, mind you,
Friends will soon ride slow behind you
And the papers then will have nice things to say.
Some little bug is going to find you some day.
Some little bug will creep behind you some day.
Eat some sauce, they call it chili.
On your breast they’ll place a lily.
Some little bug is going to find you some day. Β ?? ? Mmm
Do you know verse 2 and verse 4 of "Some Little Bug is Going to Find You Some Day"? Who is the song writer?
I honestly have No idea. That's saying something. Are you sure this is a poem?
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Monday, January 30, 2012
Do you know verse 2 and verse 4 of "Some Little Bug is Going to Find You Some Day"? Who is the song writer?
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