Computer errors if they were written as haikus [joke]?

Three things are certain:

Death, taxes and lost data.

Guess which has occurred.



The file you need

might be very useful.

But now it is gone



Windows NT crashed.

I am the Blue Screen of Death.

No one hears your screams.



Yesterday it worked.

Today it is not working.

Windows is like that.



Chaos reigns within.

Reflect, repent, reboot.

Order shall return.



Wind catches lily,

scattering petals to the ground.

Segmentation fault.



With searching comes loss

and the presence of absence:

File not found.



The Web site you seek

cannot be located but

endless others exist.



You step in the stream,

but the water has moved on.

This page is not here.



Stay the patient course.

Of little worth is your ire.

The network is down.



No keyboard present.

Press F1 to continue.

Zen engineering.



This site has moved.

We\'d tell you where, but then

we\'d have to delete you.



First snow, then silence.

This thousand dollar screen dies

so beautifully.



Printer not ready.

Could be a fatal error.

Have a pen handy?

Computer errors if they were written as haikus [joke]?
Some of these aren't even haikus, but hilarious nonetheless
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Reply:haha thats really funny!!! =]
Reply:funny :)
Reply:Ha! That's funny! :)
Reply:this is funny
Reply:Funny, den i wuld neva smash my comp agen ; D !
Reply:.....very funny.....cute

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