Monday, January 23, 2012

Here's a golfing joke... what do u think?

Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.



Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward the same water hazard. It landed right in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped the ball onto the green.



The third guy got up and randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto the roof of a shack close by and rolled down into the gutter, down the drain spout, out onto the fairway and straight toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, the ball hit a stone and bounced out over the water onto a lily pad, where it rested quietly.

Here's a golfing joke... what do u think?
that was so funny! I am still laughing! Thanks for sharing it, I am forwarding it on to all my friends!
Reply:Hahahaha! That was really hilarious. =)
Reply:that's a hilarious one.......I liked it........thanks for the laughs.....LOL
Reply:That was hilariously funny. 10 for you. lol
Reply:kind of predictable though...the punchline, not the series of events
Reply:now that was funny gonna have to share that one
Reply:haha i loved it.
Reply:LOL!! That was really funny!
Reply:lol that was great. loved it :D


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