Some more for the kids funny or not?

Little Tin Soldier Jokes

The little tin soldier had been in the army ever since he was a tiny baby.

He was in the infantry!

Which dance did the little tin soldier take the paper ballerina to?

The Cannon Ball!

Why did the little tin soldier stand on one leg?

Because if he lifted it up he'd fall over!



Mermaid Jokes

Do mermaids use knives and forks when they eat?

No, they use their fish fingers!

What did the sea say to the Little Mermaid?

Nothing, it just waved!

What has beautiful hair, a pretty face, two arms, a fish's tail, looks like a mermaid, but isn't a mermaid?

A photograph of a mermaid!

What is a mermaid's favourite song?

Salmon-chanted Evening!

What names do mermaids have?

How about Water-Lily? Or Coral?

Maybe Michelle, as that can be shortened to Shell!

Which part of a mermaid weighs the most?

The scales!

Why did the Little Mermaid look the other way?

Because the seaweed.

Why did the Little Mermaid ride a sea-horse?

Because she was playing water polo!

Why was the Little Mermaid embarrassed?

Because she saw the big ship's bottom!

Some more for the kids funny or not?
Yep, the kids liked em. :)
Reply:hahaha...nice!!
Reply:Lmao!, i havn't laughed like that in ages, i love it when people give me laughs like that thank you so much lol haha have a star ... it was short but to funny!
Reply:nice joke
Reply:Ha ha ha.!!!

Funny ones Chris.!!!

Cheers.!!
Reply:hehehehehe!!!



I'll always be a kid in my head! lolz
Reply:ha ha ha funny

thanks for a laugh

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Reply:I love the one about knives and forks. It made my kids laugh too.
Reply:very funny.....its a good job im wearing my corset for my sides are splitting!
Reply:another giggle from my daughter..
Reply:haha nice joke cause im a kid!
Reply:lol
Reply:Hi Chris,

Lol always great for kids Chris.. A Star for you.. Hehe

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Reply:Hahaha good one!!!
Reply:Funny
Reply:lol..xx
Reply:Very Cute!!



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